You're Ruining America.

Whilst browsing the ol' Twitter feed the other day, I can across a tweet by the little bronze beast herself, Nicole Polizzi (aka Snooki), of Jersey Shore fame. Snooki Snickers was promoting her new line of slippers -- yes, "house shoes."

Seriously.

A person who dresses in stripper gear and shuffles around a dirty beach house in oversized fluffy house slippers from K-Mart is now considered a shoe designer.

Another self-proclaimed "guidette" from the show now has a perfume line.

JWoww and The Situation have each written autobiographies. And I'm sure they don't know the difference between "too, two and to" or "their, they're and there."

So all it takes to become famous and financially independent is a crew of MTV cameras following you 24-7. As Allen would say, "They are exactly what is wrong with America."

But I love to watch anyway! ;)